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Starscream!

[Tarn's optics are blazing fury as he roars into his MID . A pile of obscenely arranged miner corpses can be seen in the background.]

How dare you. Have you no common courtesy, or respect?

[Tarn's voice is like permafrost as he snaps the question. Tarn can not recall ever being so outraged.]

My, my. You seem rather angry. What could possibly be troubling you?

[Not admitting to anything.]

Don't play coy with me! You know full well what you've done to my first editions.

This display that you've put them in is obscene. I can't even begin to explain to you how tasteless this is on every level. I never thought that this would be a conversation that I would have to have with someone!

During mail delivery, Cliffjumper's horn will be misdelievered to Starscream.

I didn't do anything. Maybe your first editions weren't really dead to begin with. You should really be more careful.

They are millions of years old, I would think that somebody would notice by now if they weren't. [Tarn doesn't appear to be even the slightest bit impressed by Starscream's evasion.] How very like you to not rise up and take responsibility for your actions. I shouldn't be surprised.

Stasis? That can go on for several million years and people appear to be dead.

Did seeing my face startle you that badly? :)

Have you now taken to stalking me?

Haunting you is much more entertaining than having anything to do with the other one.

To haunt someone you have to be dead first. Which you are not. I can fix that however.

Shockwave beat you to that, sorry to say.

Considering you're alive and talking to me I'd say he failed pretty badly at it.

You didn't know? I'm a literal ghost, Starscream. If you want, I can grab a couple of heavy duty chains and go all 'A Christmas Carol' on you.

Edited 2016-08-19 04:26 (UTC)

I guess I'll have to go call a group of people to bust you of that huh?

You know... The only person that got my references was Thundercracker. That guy had more screens set up in his place than one of those movie hackers.

Wait. Thundercracker? Why were you at his place? Since when does he have a place?

TC didn't really much care for the mindless slaughter of humans. Said Earth wasn't a challenge for a true warrior so he sort of helped us save it at the end of our war. Afterwards, Skywarp shot him down and he just stayed on Earth. Seemed to like humans and their culture.

First Megatron is an Autobot. And has a fanboy who wears the insignia on his face and keeps bodies hung up on the wall.

Then it seems Soundwave talks in complete sentences and doesn't just stare like creepy statue.

Your Starscream is an idiot who somehow hasn't died.

Oh and lets not forget the little white autobot who for some reason believes he's a Decepticon.

And now you're telling me that Thundercracker enjoys humans and was shot by the one person who I don't think could survive without him?

Is anything in your universe normal?

Megatron and Optimus are more or less obsessed with each other?

I said normal not absurd.

Look, that's just a fact. It's like saying Earth's sky is blue.

Technically the Earth's sky is not blue it just appears that way due to the scattering of particles.

Edited 2016-08-19 04:59 (UTC)

Nerd.

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